My Mom had a masectomy and was staying with us while she was going through her treatments. A friend was setting up a mother/daughter game for Mother's Day with her church youth group. She asked us the questions to see how it would go. One of the questions was "What is the biggest difference between you two?" I said I have large breasts and my Mom does not. She said "She has two breasts and I have one." We all laughed. Certainly suprised every one else at the table.

Theresa
Richmond, NH